"I had a chainsaw and cut a nun's head off. You don't see that s--- at all anymore." --Vince Neil

In a recent interview, Motley Crue's frontman criticized bands these days for not having "theatrics" -- lighting themselves on fire, etc.

"[His win] is good for America, it's good for the world and it's good for rock 'n' roll." --Billy Bragg

The singer credits Barack Obama with our newly "charged up" youth, adding that he initially "thought it might be to do with the release of 'High School Musical 3'."

"If she moved here I would move out ... I can't stand to be in the same country as the silly cow." --Sarah Harding

According to reports, the Girls Aloud singer denounced Paris Hilton's rumored move to London.

"I have only one thing to say about that man -- John Lydon is the devil in my eyes." --Kele Okereke

In a recent interview, Bloc Party's frontman ripped the Sex Pistols singer and his behavior during their scuffle this year.

"Blogs to me are really dated already. In 15 years, they'll be like Crystal Pepsi." --Bradford Cox

The Deerhunter frontman and self-proclaimed "leader of the awkward people" offered his stance on the Internet.

"He's followed him around and annoyed him, trying to capture some of [his] rock-star-ness." --James Hetfield

Metallica's frontman dissed drummer Lars Ulrich's admiration of Guns N' Roses frontman Axl Rose.

"It's an amazing feeling. It's our first, you know, colored president." --Lindsay Lohan

Draw your own conclusions from the video, but we're pretty sure the starlet committed a racial faux pas.

"If the Jonas Brothers are virgins, then I'm a man." --Adele

The British soul singer shared her disbelief that the American tweensters will remain true to their promise rings.

"Correct me if I'm wrong, they've been making the same record since 'Kid A,' have they not?" --Noel Gallagher

The Oasis singer lashed out on his fellow Brits because, as he put it, "the biggest criticism that the music press have against us is that we're not Radiohead."

"I don't think he could have won it without hip-hop." --Dizzee Rascal

The British rapper revealed his theory on Barack Obama's victory. He added, "[It] encouraged the youth to get involved in voting and making the place better."