"But i've only got two hands/And i'll never learn to dance"
--Travis's 'Before You Were Young,' from 2008's 'Ode To J. Smith'

Hmmm, I think I see what the problem is. Try using your feet instead.

"I'm so glad you stung me/Now I've got your honey/All over my tummy"
--Lucinda Williams's 'Honey Bee,' from 2008's 'Little Honey'

Finally, bee porn -- for those who crave hot drone-on-queen action!

"You, your sex is on fire"
--Kings of Leon's 'Sex on Fire,' from 2008's 'Only by the Night'

Tell me, Doc -- is there, like, a cream you can give me?

"Memories are times we borrow for spending tomorrow"
--The Streets' 'Everything Is Borrowed,' from 2008's 'Everything is Borrowed'

Is that the opening sentence in 'Tuesdays With Morrie'? No, wait ... is that a Hallmark card?

"Are we human or are we dancer?"
--The Killers' 'Human,' from the forthcoming 'Day & Age'

Ladies and gentlemen, the most famous bad lyric of 2008!

"So if a big rain cloud/Follows you around/Don't let it get you down"
--Plain White T's' 'Big Bad World,' from 2008's 'Big Bad World'

Just snuggle a kitten, hug a rainbow and smile, smile, smile your troubles away!

"I won't attend your pity party/I'd rather go have calamari"
--Ne-Yo's 'So You Can Cry,' from 2008's 'Year of the Gentleman'

I suppose it's better than "I'd rather eat some cheese that's Havarti."

"First we live, but then we die"
--Low vs Diamond's 'Heart Attack,' from 2008's 'Low vs Diamond'

Uh, yeah ... good point.

"Mother Nature is a coward/Mother Nature is a whore"
--Slipknot's 'This Cold Black,' from 2008's 'All Hope Is Gone'

Apparently a certain metal band got stuck at O'Hare because of bad weather.

"For my sweetheart the melancholic/You have crossed the river Styx"
--Bloc Party's 'Biko,' from 2008's 'Intimacy'

Is Kele Okereke hanging out with Sting these days?